In and out

Just do it

No, I cant. I know I cant

Try dear, it is very simple. See, you just have to go in and come out like this.

Okay…but you will help me allright?

Yes dear, now do it 

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Yahoo, I did it

Told you, its damn easy

Oh yeah

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That was Zack, teaching me how to stay immersed in water, while we went to Wonderla last weekend.

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Of a reward and an award

The official finder/ keeper / saviour of the ViZa land gives you a warm welcome.

Lost your house keys? Unable to find the perfect dress for the wedding? Forgot where you kept the train tickets or the passport? Finding it difficult to fill a form online?

Worry not, when Visha is in your line-of-sight. Even a phone call to her would do actually.

Both, my family as well as the in-laws feel mighty proud of the fact that there daughter/ daughter-in-law is the one-stop solution to their daily worries and needs. Even after marriage, I provide distance-support to where my brother’s board exam certificates rest or where my mummy’s sky blue saree sleeps in her wardrobe. As far as my in-laws are concerned, they are happy to bring in more and more people who can benefit from their daughter-in-law’s expertise, unable to read her face which says – ” Why me Lord, why me? 

And the reward for anything and everything after this poor soul finds/ solves/ finishes –

A statement :

” You are super Visha 

Well, I could go on and on on the ‘joys’ of being super, but a much more important event occurred.

Yours truly GOT AN AWARD

Versatile blogger award

Which wonderful soul could read my musings on a beautiful sunny morning and shower me with affection and praises along with giving me this award?

The vibrant, lively and fully paagal CD of Pagal Hain Kya !!

Here’s few nuggets about Miss CD :

( a ) She has numerous names. Since she is perennially confused about what her name is, hence she calls herself Confused D.

( b ) Every single post of hers will induce you with madness and laughter. You might think she is telling you a love story. Or a horror story. Whatever. But when the seemingly innocent love/ horror  will take a howlarious turn you never know.

( c ) She absolutely loves balloons.

Dear CD, thank you so much for conferring me my first ever award. I am so happy with you conferring this award to me, that only one thing comes to my mind now. Here, this bunch is ALL for you.

This award comes with some attachments. Apparently, CD wants to know 7 random facts about me OR answer 7 questions which she has asked.

Since the former is already done, I will attempt the later.

Have you stopped getting those mental attacks you used to get earlier?

It started the day I started reading you. Will stop the day I stop reading you. While we are at it, why don’t you help me in dealing it, coz sharing your experience will help affected souls like me.

My name is “I” and Your name is “You”. Tell me who is mad?

‘Who’ is mad. What? You say – Tell me who is mad? So I tell  😛

What means kya?

Yes

If you had ‘Alladin’s lamp’ , what would you ask for me?

Dear Genie-inside-the-lamp, please fulfil all the wishes of CD, keep her mad and bubbly like this always. If her quota does not get over and you get tired, bring her to me, both of us will give you a rest while we bring the house down.

Tell me the name of the persons who shake their hands on Nokia instruments?

Rolly and Polly

When is your birthday?

Fifth day of Leo

I am hungry! What will you cook for me? I am a vegetarian.

If you come unannounced, you will get dosa with coconut chutney. Knowing your luck, your train is definitely gonna be late. So I will serve you these, in the mentioned order – tomato soup, masala vada, aloo paratha, onion and cucumber raita, mango pickle, Visha’s special pulao, dry manchurian, carrot halwa, vermicelli pudding and at last jeera water.

Now that I have answered the questions, let me bask in the glory of getting awarded 🙂

P.S In order to bring more insaneness in an already insane world, without worrying about which level of insaneness you will achieve, kindly enjoy the insanity at  CD’s   

 

Romance reloaded

Cards. Flowers. Candle-light dinners. Gifts. Mush. Chocolates. Secret night-outs. Discotheques. Lovey-dovey text messages. Surprises. Vacations.

All the above mentioned stuff are inevitable between two people in love.

But not between Zack and Visha.

Zack is as un-romantic as one can imagine. And I am what you call the hopelessly romantic. No wonder it is said opposites attract.

Come to think of it, he was at this romantic best before marriage. On my birthday, since he was 2000 km away from me, he sent me a bunch of red roses and a card, which were given to me by the courier guy. Maybe after starting to live with me, whatever was left of his romanticism went up in a puff of smoke 🙄

But then, I think we redefine what is the general idea of romantic 😛

 

He getting home crispy masala vadas for her when there is lightning and thunder outside and a hint of rain.

She making him coffee when the rain has started pouring.

He waiting an extra hour at the office just so that he can pick her up from office on days she is late.

She making sure they stop at the snacks shop even though it is late just so that he gets to devour on his favourite masala dosa.

He keeping an eye for her favourite fruits when they go food and grocery shopping and slipping it in the trolley without her knowledge.

She on the lookout of that particular brand of perfume which he likes and is very lazy to hunt for himself.

He messaging her when he leaves from office – no matter it contains just two letters “L N” (Leaving now)

She smiling seeing the message, knowing how he absolutely hates text messaging and calling him back to say “Take care”

He trying his best to make it to the paani-puri kiosk because he promised they would eat her favourite paani-puri every Friday evening

She as usual reaching there a bit earlier and pre-ordering his favourite masala-puri so that it is ready sizzling hot after the plate of paani-puri is over – just the way he likes it

🙂

 

Happy weekend folks!