So where are you from?

I get this question a lot. Especially from new people. And by the time I am done explaining, the raised eyebrows rephrase the same as, “so actually where are you from”?

Here is what I try to summarise but eventually end up explaining everything in detail –

I am a Telugu, who has never been to Andhra. We do not have any ancestral home in the state. But my mother tongue is Telugu.

I was born in Chennai, because thats were my mother was born and brought up and her mother resided. I heart Chennai and all things Tamil.

I was raised in Gandhinagar, Gujarat since my father had a state government job. School, college, first job – all in the land of sweet Gujaratis.

I am residing in Bangalore since four years because I moved to this city post marriage.

I can speak very well three of the four South Indian languages but cannot read or write either of them.

My Urdu speckled Hindi is impeccable, confusing people even more. How can your diction be so perfect? You look a pucca South Indian.

So my dearies, according to you, how should I answer this question 🙂

Nine Questions on A Monday

Some important, soul stirring and unavoidable questions being asked by my mind-voice and answered by my real-voice. Before the QA session – Hello Internet, good to see you!!

Q1– Why did finish your lunch in such a hurry?

A1– Moo had missed her morning nap and was in a very cranky mood – having already destroyed two tomatoes whose remnants were scattered all over the living room, I did not want her to spoil her dad’s crisply ironed white shirt which was lying on the table and was her next target. So I jumped up as soon as she took the next step, bundled her up in one hand while carrying my lunch plate in the other and noticed the futility of the action – she started bawling her lungs out and I shoved the rest of the rice as hurriedly I could and that is what happened.

Q2 – Why are you staring at walls in your free time?

A2 – I keep thinking what to do next, take a break from work or resume the corporate job, if so how to and when. Also I keep thinking I should start a yoga routine and stick to it for a week at least and then when I finally decide I will wake up early the next day come what may how I end up wallowing in self pity because I get my period. Uncanny coincidence.

Q3 – Instead of staring at the walls you could use the time to do something, no?

A3 – I did! I cleaned the wardrobe and dressing table twice, stacked away all the unused clothes away, reorganized all my documents and certificates and journals and tried to keep stuff out of reach from Moo.

Q4 – Did you read anything?

A4 – Reread ‘The Devotion of Suspect X’. That is all. Sigh.

Q5 – So what useful thing you did over the summer?

A5 – Ha, asking as if the summer is over 🙄 Well, the last three months saw many trips to places and visits with Moo – so much so she is ready to jump into any car she sees, thinking its time to travel again. From temples to beaches to hill stations, the little tyke has seen it all. Hosting over people because it is vacation time – taking them around the city and shopping because I am free like that – how I wish I had a job to escape the relatives onslaught 😥

Q6 – Its been over three or four months since you blogged, you forgot that you have a blog?

A6 – Why are you asking me everything as if you do not know anything. Where was the internet huh? And the laptop? Two days of using the browser on phone only made my eyes pain, how to read and write in peace when you have six kids under seven hanging around you and screeching ‘new game today, new game today’. When I did have the laptop with me for few hours, I saw Game of Thrones 🙄 🙄 🙄

Q7 – What do you want to do next in your life?

A7 – I want to do something for sure, but do not have an idea how-when-what.

Q8 – And now suddenly you will have time for whatever you want to do?

A8 – Of course, vacations are over and schools start today. All guests are gone and the laptop now has dedicated time towards moi :evil laugh:

Q9 – Your daughter is now getting more attached to you than anybody else, isnt it?

A9 – I think it is long overdue. Sigh.

P.S I have missed being here as much as I miss my mummy’s daal and sambar. See all of you soon 🙂

Tag along!

This tag is solely dedicated to BM 🙂 She oh so sweetly asked her readers to tag her so that she gets material for the Blogging Marathon. We are all done with the ever famous elevens tag, book tag, year end review tag, husband tag and so and so. So here is me inviting you for the brand new segment of ‘Volleyball with Visha’.

Rules of the tag:

  1. Answer all the questions. No ‘pass’ or ‘no idea’ type of answers.
  2. No cursing me if you found the tag to be difficult while attempting.

Here is the tag –

  1. List all the ingredients which went into making the most interesting dish you ate today.
  2. What is the current wallpaper of your laptop/phone/tablet?
  3. How do you wear your hair when at home?
  4. When you visit any restaurant, what is the first thing you search for, in the menu?
  5. What is the advertisement from your childhood that you recall even today.
  6. Have you implemented a beauty tip/hack which you were told to, and been mortified by the results?
  7. At your home, where do the newspapers find themselves to be the most useful?
  8. During a visit to any mall, what do you find yourself searching first?
  9. This tag is over now. Explain your state of mind.

BM, you are tagged by default. By the time I name and link all of you here, Moo will wake up and I still have not blog hopped, so all you lovely people who are reading this, please consider yourself tagged.